How exciting!!!! She’s leaving her house!!!! What happened to pics of celebs actually doing something reasonably interesting, like attending a premier or something? When did leaving one’s house become newsworthy?
“While her nemesis Angelina Jolie is helping needy villages around the world, back here in the U.S. it takes an entire village to keep Jennifer Aniston going!
For goodness sake Jen, don’t you dare lift a finger, there are people who can help you do anything you want! An umbrella for the beach? Let David Arquette get that for you! Walk your dogs Norman and Dolly? You’re bodyguard Harold can do that! You don’t want to go to the gym with the nosy riff-raff? The gym will come
to you in the form of yoga guru Mandy Ingber! Is it any wonder that Brad Pitt said “ENOUGH!”???
The poor guy just wanted to live his life, so he went to the other extreme, to a woman like Angelina who goes all out, doing for others, enjoying her children, flying airplanes, riding motorcycles, and studying world politics. We’d be shocked if reclusive Jen could find Namibia, Cambodia, or even San Diego on a map! With a $30,000 a month Malibu rental, two full-time bodyguards, trainers, etc., to service our Jen, 38, Celebrity Babylon guesstimates that Angelina, 32, could take one month of that money and support an entire village in Africa for a year!
So, if you want to be a friend of Jennifer Aniston’s, be prepared to chip in and do something for her, that will determine how valuable you are to her.
Click through the photo viewer and check out why it’s good and not so good to be Jen!
Anon, once again… you can read me, baby!
As for the tremendous amount of nonsense that Celebrity Babylon wrote… all I have to say is “Gimme a f*cking break!”
i just wanted to say POOR JEN. seriously, she can’t leave her effin house without being photographed? i know part of being a celebrity is being photographed but i think she has the right to be able to do normal, everyday things without all the hassle…
celebrity babylon can kiss Jen’s hard beautiful solid ass. they have to talk crap and makeup crap about Jen all out of JEALOUSY.
eat your heart out Miss Aniston is untouchable!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 9th, 2007 at 11:40 am
How exciting!!!! She’s leaving her house!!!! What happened to pics of celebs actually doing something reasonably interesting, like attending a premier or something? When did leaving one’s house become newsworthy?
July 9th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Jen rarely leaves her house so this is news!
July 9th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
I had to laugh at what Celebrity babylon wrote on their site. It’s true.
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“While her nemesis Angelina Jolie is helping needy villages around the world, back here in the U.S. it takes an entire village to keep Jennifer Aniston going!
For goodness sake Jen, don’t you dare lift a finger, there are people who can help you do anything you want! An umbrella for the beach? Let David Arquette get that for you! Walk your dogs Norman and Dolly? You’re bodyguard Harold can do that! You don’t want to go to the gym with the nosy riff-raff? The gym will come
to you in the form of yoga guru Mandy Ingber! Is it any wonder that Brad Pitt said “ENOUGH!”???
The poor guy just wanted to live his life, so he went to the other extreme, to a woman like Angelina who goes all out, doing for others, enjoying her children, flying airplanes, riding motorcycles, and studying world politics. We’d be shocked if reclusive Jen could find Namibia, Cambodia, or even San Diego on a map! With a $30,000 a month Malibu rental, two full-time bodyguards, trainers, etc., to service our Jen, 38, Celebrity Babylon guesstimates that Angelina, 32, could take one month of that money and support an entire village in Africa for a year!
So, if you want to be a friend of Jennifer Aniston’s, be prepared to chip in and do something for her, that will determine how valuable you are to her.
Click through the photo viewer and check out why it’s good and not so good to be Jen!
July 9th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Anon, once again… you can read me, baby!
As for the tremendous amount of nonsense that Celebrity Babylon wrote… all I have to say is “Gimme a f*cking break!”
July 9th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
i just wanted to say POOR JEN. seriously, she can’t leave her effin house without being photographed? i know part of being a celebrity is being photographed but i think she has the right to be able to do normal, everyday things without all the hassle…
July 9th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
this is funny!
July 9th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
celebrity babylon can kiss Jen’s hard beautiful solid ass. they have to talk crap and makeup crap about Jen all out of JEALOUSY.
eat your heart out Miss Aniston is untouchable!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 9th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
LOL.. what a diva.