Daniel Radcliffe, 17, a.k.a Harry Potter, and who also recently appeared naked onstage in London in the play Equus, has signed a deal to star in the final two Harry Potter films (Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince and Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows) for a small fee. $25 million each! At $50 million for only two movies, this kid is probably way in over his head. That’s an insane amount of money!

I fear for these kids who just have more money than they know what to do with, and end up on all sorts of drugs and alcohol. I cross my fingers that all of those Harry Potter kids, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint, turn out to be responsible young adults that continue to do films that we can all appreciate instead of turning into little brats that end up in rehab or jail before they’re even 21! (I don’t think I even have to mention any names).

On that note, I am so excited for Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix that comes out next week!