Today’s my birthday… I’m 30…

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Let’s take a moment of silence.  Today I turn 30.  I can no longer say I’m in my 20’s.  I  am very depressed…tell me a joke.

Last night at dinner Cameron said “tomorrow you’re going to be 40!” And I freaked out!  He seriously thought I was 39 turning 40! What the heck.  And if you’re going to HAVE to turn 30 - why does it have to be on a Wednesday!?  I mean why can’t I turn 30 on a Saturday or something where I can drink myself to sleep!?

Now I will wipe the tears off my keyboard.  Goodbye 20’s…we had some fun.

Jocelyn

43 Responses to “Today’s my birthday… I’m 30…”

  1. Jesse D Says:

    Aww! I turn thirty in September and I feel your pain. Thirty sucks. Happy birthday anyways!

  2. somebody Says:

    Happy birthday, Jocelyn. 30’s not so bad is it?

  3. GirlGlobal Says:

    Happy Birthday!! I’m not looking forward to 30 either, only 2 more b-days in my 20s. :( Damn, now I’m depressed

  4. Jocelyn Says:

    I don’t know if 30’s is bad…this is my first day! :)

  5. erin Says:

    Happy Birthday! 30 really isn’t so bad. I turned 38 2 weeks ago…..It’s the number 40 I am having issues with! lol

  6. BunBUe Says:

    Ur the new 30 going on 21…
    ur still awesome!

  7. katie Says:

    happy birthday! :D!

    30 is young! :) no worries!

  8. Kim Says:

    Happy Birthday, Jocelyn!

    Thirty is the new 20, haven’t you heard? Anyways, I’m 29. Stop depressing me.

  9. jxrblue Says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
    I’m hungry, where’s the cake!?!

  10. Orlando Says:

    I was not impressed when I turned 30, I am fast approaching 40, honestly its not all that bad, and to think all I ever wanted to be was 18…. Happy Birthday Jocelyn.

  11. Angel Says:

    Happy Birthday you PYT!

    Actually 40 is the new 20, so 30 is more like the new 12!! Live it up youngin’!!

  12. mamamia Says:

    Happy Birthday!
    The 30’s are great! No worries :)

  13. popi Says:

    Is it you on the pic??Aww WHAT A CUTIE!^^

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 3O is a good number don’t worry and enjoy it!!

  14. Alli Says:

    Happy Birthday! Have a great day!

  15. ali7 Says:

    Happy Birthday! I just turned 30 last Summer and I can tell you I’m certainly enjoying this decade more than the last!

  16. Sean Says:

    Happy Birthday Jocelyn. I’ve seen my 20s and 30s go and while I’m two years into my 40s, I firmly believe life gets better as we get older. And if you believe that… Enjoy today, party like hell, drink your face off and leave the 20s behind as YOU are going to truly enjoy 30s more than you did the last decade. Best Wishes!

    P.S. I love your site!

  17. Marta Says:

    happy B-day.
    last year I was in your position, dont worry being 30 is great
    even better then 20.
    :D

  18. Katie Says:

    Happy Birthday! Don’t feel bad. If 50 is the new 30 then 30 is the new 21 or something. You’re totally not old.

  19. DetroitChick Says:

    Happy Birthday, Jocelyn! I lucked out & turned 30 last summer on a Saturday & I sure did drown my sorrows. But, when you’re 30 & married with kids…it’s not quite so harsh…I guess. Enjoy!

  20. Spamelot Says:

    I just turned 30 last minute and I’ve been living it up to remember that Life is Good!
    Happy Birthday! You rock!

  21. Spamelot Says:

    Ooops I meant last month! Uh-oh 30’s already eating my brain…

  22. Jocelyn Says:

    Thanks everyone! Holy cow, so many comments!

  23. Robyn Says:

    You are freak’n funny sister. If I were you (only two years away) I would be proud of what I have accomplished. Look at all the people who love you! And you have the cutest family in the whole world.

  24. Me Says:

    Happy Birthday. You’re life is just beginning. My 30’s were (are) soooo much better than my 20’s. Enjoy.

  25. Karen Says:

    My 30th birthday sucked. I didn’t get one funny card. I was really looking forward to it too. It should have been an omen. I turned 30 in October, lost my job the following February, my mom was diagnosed with Hodgkins in March and then died at the age of 60 in July. All in all, a pretty crappy year.

    Look at it this way, your years GOT to be better than that.

  26. wva Says:

    Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Angelica Rose Says:

    Well I am feeling your pain, I turned 30 today as well, yes pretty dang depressing, well have your self a wonderful birthday.

  28. Zoe Says:

    Happy Birthday ~ hope you have a great day! (and 30s not old!)

  29. Christie S Says:

    The 30s are the new 20s, didn’t you hear? That’s what I keep telling myself! I turn 30 on the 17th. I have a feeling I’ll have a pretty bad hangover when I wake up on my bday - since I’ll be camping with the Stovers that weekend. I’ll have a glass of wine for you tonight! Cheers!

  30. stephanie Says:

    Oh, no worries! 30 is the new 20!!!! Happy Birthday and enjoy it! Worry about turning 30 when you turn 40. 40 is the new 30! haha!

  31. meow_town Says:

    30? Im 47. Wait until your first hot flash.

  32. Astrid Says:

    Oh, 30 comments for 30 years =D *i’m the 31th*

    Sooo ! Don’t worry, you are not old !

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! And thank you for your amazing website =D Keep telling us all the juicy news about celebs, you’re the best =)

  33. erin z Says:

    YOUR OLD!!!!!! YUCK

  34. erin z Says:

    JK Being that I turned 30 a whole 19 days ago I can tell you it’s not bad. Since my 30th birthday my skin looks better, I can’t stop losing weight, everyone tells me how beautiful I am, oh and I crap golden eggs its FABULOUS. Or is it just my new daily morphine drip talking? Happy BDay Jizzy

  35. dreamer211 Says:

    Happy Birthday!!! Like a previous poster said 30 is the new 20….Im in my 30’s also, so welcome! I lie so much about my age I don’t even know how old I really am any longer…lol. Have a great day:)

  36. anon Says:

    happy birthday!

  37. Jocelyn Says:

    Hahaha!! Okay so far I’ve spent my day working (a little bit), going out to lunch then seeing a movie. I’m now headed to the bedroom where I’m going to put on makeup for my big family dinner…which should be great because I get my present. Which has given my husband an ulcer or something because he’s had to keep a secret for a couple weeks. So far my 30’s are great! :) Holy crap, I’m in my 30’s now.

  38. deeve Says:

    Please, I’m turning 40 this year. In a few years, you’ll be thinking what a kid you were at 30. Enjoy it while you can!

  39. marina Says:

    Happy birthday!!
    Your website is great

  40. monica_g Says:

    I totally empathize. I turn 30 next week and I’ve been depressed about it for the last 6 months. I lied about my age for the first time in my life cause I had a hard time admitting I was 29!! Anyway, love your site and visit it religiously. Happy Birthday!

  41. Cassidy Says:

    so how come didn’t post my comment, J? just trying to wish you a happy bd.

  42. nichol Says:

    Happy Birthday! I turn 30 tomorrow so I feel your pain!

  43. Erin G Says:

    Today is my birthday but 30 is not so bad.
    I love the number 30 it is my favorite number I am 8 years old well
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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