Breaking News: Wonk eye IS GOING TO JAIL!
From TMZ:
A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge has sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in L.A. County jail for violating her probation in a reckless driving case. Judge Michael T. Sauer handed down the harsh sentence, telling Paris she will not be allowed work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. She must do the time!
An emotional Paris, with tears welling up in her eyes, told the judge moments before the decision “I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” Witnesses inside the courtroom say that Paris’ parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton, were both visibly upset as the sentence was handed down. Kathy, we’re told, was especially distraught.
The judge called out her rep Elliot Mintz in court, describing his testimony as “completely worthless.” He also told Paris that he did not believe that she was unaware of her license suspension, adding that she had paperwork in her car stating that her license was suspended.
Paris will serve her sentence at the Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF). She will begin her sentence on June 5.
This is unreal to me… the thought of Paris going to jail.
May 4th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
hahaha that’s so funny …I think I peed my self a little lol
May 4th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Thank goodness, She deserves every day of that sentence.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Nooooooo
Can they at least film it for Simple Life? LOL
Poor girl..
May 4th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
Haha, I’m gonna visit Paris in jail and slip her a file inside a foot long hot dog like Pee Wee did for Mickey.
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May 4th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
AWESOMENESS!!!!!
I actually got a CNN “breaking news” email about this. That’s right, CNN.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
I don’t know what made me laugh more,that fact that she is going to Jail or your Wonk eye comment.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Hahahaha…. to be followed by some more: hahahahaha…
I just called my friend and left this huge voicemail on her machine about this.
Awesome.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
jajajjajaja, dave, u r too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe her time in jail will wipe the stupid smile of her face and make her act a bit less irresponsible than driving drunk or while her license has been suspended!
May 4th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Forget the Simple Life how about the Real Life…
May 4th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
Finally, our criminal justice system follows through.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
There is a God!!
May 4th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!
May 4th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Wonky McWonk is going to jail!
Im doing the Snoopy happy dance on the inside.
Her face looks swollen….it looks like she got some “work” done so she looks nice for her fellow inmates.
I hope they warn the prisoners that she can potentially spread herpes to them.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
I wonder how she is going to act for the next few weeks. I bet everytime we see her, she will be all depressed and dressed modestly. Shes such a poser (is that word still cool?)
Enjoy your stay Paris.
May 5th, 2007 at 12:22 am
Haha! That’s hot!
Awww, the horizonal ( or should I say whore-izonal) stripes on her prison uniform are so going to draw attention to that wonky eye.
May 5th, 2007 at 3:38 am
Oh dear… I reckon she wont be with other inmates though, a lot of the time? For her own safety…
May 5th, 2007 at 4:50 am
this is hilarious
ha ha
i cant wait for her jail photos!
May 5th, 2007 at 10:10 am
Best news ever!!!Great!!!Love this!And love the title!Lmao!
May 5th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I’m so excited, I’m about to lose control and I think I like it.
May 5th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
May 5th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Maybe now her puss can get a break! And it’s a big maybe.
May 5th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Excelllennnnntttt xD xD
People will fight her in jail o_O
May 5th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Good. This idiot needs to come down to earth. She is not above the law just because her name is Paris Hilton.
May 5th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Who is that judge kidding??? Paris won’t do any jail time; her lawyers will just appeal, appeal, appeal.
I WISH she would do jail time just to give the public a break from seeing her face plastered all over the media all the time.
May 5th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
I just hope that it’s not going to be like Michelle Rodriguez and the tramp tranny actually has too do the time. How are you going to be so stupid to say you didn’t know your license was suspended yet you have paper work in your car saying otherwise! She should go to jail for pure stupidity!
May 6th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Good. The conceited bitch deserves to go to jail, she broke the law, what did she expect? She has led a privledged life. A few weeks in jail will do her good!
May 7th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
if it was you or me, we’d go to jail. at least when she comes out, she’ll still have money/income. sorry, I have no sympathy for her.
June 5th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
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