Why is Anderson Cooper considered the “Paris Hilton of anchors”?? [DListed]

American Idol sex tape released…you can see a PG13 preview here… [Hollywood Tuna]

Jenna Fischer (the Office) getting felt up by Will Ferrell. [Egotastic]

Jude Law is friggin hot.  Even if it does look like he ralphed all over himself. [Mollygood]

Jake Gyllenhaal is in love! [IDLYITW]

Fergie sent Alanis a butt shaped cake.  Seriously. [Hollywood Rag]

Hayden Panettiere playing baseball on the set of her new film. [Drunken Stepfather]

Is Britney Spears bipolar? [Cityrag]

Keri Russell aka Felicity, scrubs in on Scrubs!! Lots of pics! [Just Jared]

John Travolta cancels Today Show because of Matt’s interview with Tom Cruise? [ASL]

Skeletor owes the government $2.5 million in back taxes.  Aye Papi! [Celebitchy]