12 Best Teen Sex Comedies of the 80′s
12. Private Resort (1985)
A Jump Street-era Johnny Depp teams up with Rob Morrow to turn a swanky
Club Med-style getaway into their own hottie harem. Hector Elizondo’s
jewel thief and his statuesque trophy wife (Police Academy’s Leslie
Easterbrook) complicate their randy Benny Hill-ish scheme.

11. Hardbodies (1984)
Seeing all the fun the kids were having, a trio of horny middle-aged
shnooks try to get in on the action by renting a Venice Beach bachelor
pad and taking lessons in jailbait seduction from Casanova Scotty Palmer
(Grant Cramer).
10. Class (1983)
Rule No. 1: Never get it on with your prep school roommate’s mom, even
if she is Jacqueline Bisset. Andrew McCarthy ignores this golden rule,
makes an enemy of roommate Rob Lowe, and in the process becomes a man.
9. Losin’ It (1983)
A babyfaced Tom Cruise heads south of the border to lose his virginity
in Tijuana. Along for the ride? Jackie Earle Haley as his horndog buddy
and Shelly Long as a divorcee with a thing or two to teach him about
the ladies.
8. Spring Break (1983)
Two lovable losers share a Fort Lauderdale motel room with a couple of
guys from New York City and get schooled in picking up coeds. Many
beers are drunk and wet T-shirt contests attended. There’s even Foxy
Boxing!
7. Hot Dog: The Movie (1984)
Sex romps aren’t limited to sunny spring break locales and private
resorts. Sometimes the colder it is, the hotter…it…gets! David Naughton
and his posse of ski-bum pals do moguls by day and hit the hot tubs by
night.
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6. Zapped! (1982)
How can you beat the dream team of Scott Baio and Willie Aames? Answer:
You can’t. Don’t even try. Baio plays a high school science whiz who
gains telepathic powers after an explosion in the school’s chemistry lab.
It’s only a matter of time before his hormonal best bud (Aames) gets
him to make the prom queen’s dress fly off.
5. The Last American Virgin (1982)
The most depressing entry in the genre is also one of the most
heartfelt. Bittersweet loser Gary (Lawrence Monoson) loses his dream girl
(Diane Franklin) to his skeevy best friend (Steve Antin) while the Cars
shake it up on the soundtrack. And get this: He doesn’t even get the girl
in the end! Methinks director Boaz Davidson watched too many Bergman
films.

4. Private School (1983)
Matthew Modine gets tarted up in drag to bust into Cheryvale Academy
for Girls, all to sneak a smooch from girlfriend Phoebe Cates and catch a
peek at busty rich bitch Jordan (Betsy Russell).
3. Risky Business (1983)
”Joel, get off of the babysitter!” Tom Cruise dances in his
tighty-whities, becomes a man on a subway train, and manages to outfox Guido,
the Killer Pimp.
2. Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
If the No. 1 movie on this list is the Citizen Kane of Reagan-era T&A
romps, this is the Magnificent Ambersons. Lewis, Gilbert, Lamar,
Poindexter, Booger, and the rest of the Tri-Lams go up against Ted McGinley’s
sadistic Alpha Betas. Panty raids, limp-wristed javelin
competitions…heck, the nerds even rap! A classic.

1: Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
Yes, it is the Citizen Kane of ’80s teen sex comedies, thanks to Sean
Penn’s dazed-and-confused star turn as Jeff Spicoli (”Aloha, Mr.
Hand!”), the easy-on-the-eyes Phoebe Cates, and Brian Backer’s lovable loser
Mark ”Rat” Ratner, who nurses a puppydog crush on Jennifer Jason
Leigh with the wounded sincerity of the last mutt left at the
pound.
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