Guess who made out with Tyrese on the dance floor? [DListed] 

Penelope Cruz brings out the big guns. [Hollywood Tuna]

Rumor Mill: Britney Spears wrote 666 on her forhead, screamed “I am the Antichrist!” and tried to hang herself with a bed sheet in rehab. [Egotastic!]

Matthew McConaughey gets surfing lessons from Kelly Slater – now rumored they too are a couple. [Just Jared] 

Christina Aguilera in skin tight minidress with no apparent signs of underwear at all. Holy curves! [Mollygood]

Star Jones is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! You know you missed her. [ASL]

Marc Anthony wants JLo to surrender to Scientology. [Celebitchy]

Paris Hilton got roughed up over the weekend! [Celebslam]

The Olsen twins look like a pair of crack whores. [Ninja Dude]

VIDEO OF THE DAY: I knew the Telletubby’s were perverts!! You have to watch this video!!  First the purple Telletubby…now this! Can you please tell me what’s going on here?  Looks like a bit of tossing the ol’ salad!