Which one of these two ladies wants off The View? [DListed]

Avril Lavigne looks hot in Arena Magazine. [Hollywood Tuna]

Jennifer Love Hewitt pimps her breasts for Hanes bras. [Egotastic!]

Scarlett Johansson’s Reebok ads! COME SEE! [Just Jared]

Jesse Metcalf has nicer boobs than most chicks I know. [Mollygood]

EEEEWWWW…Edible Couture? [ASL]

Kimora Lee Simons steals Cameron Diaz’s man. [Celebitchy]

2 new COUPLE ALERTS!! HOT! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Guess which Oscar nominated actress was robbed before the Oscars? [Celebslam]

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore made a weight loss pact. [The Skinny Website]

Heather Locklear’s blast from the past! [Hollyscoop] 

Guess which busty blonde is getting a new tv show? [Celebrity Nation]

Keeley Hazell in Arena Magazine. [Derek Hail] 

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss kicked out of awards show? [SOW]

Britney Spears leaves rehab AGAIN? [Ninja Dude]

Gwyneth Paltrow does Spain’s Vogue! Beautiful! [Popbytes]

John Mayer dresses like a bum. [HMG] 

That kid from Malcom in the Middle is all growed up…with a mohawk. [Smart]

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