Guess who’s 12 year old son got a lap dance at daddy’s birthday party? Shame, shame! (More pics at the source) *DListed

What the CRAP is happening to Jenna Jameson!? It doesn’t even look like her!!! *Hollywood Tuna

Paris Hilton’s birthday party turned ugly when Fat Elvis got drunk and told Paula Abdul to lick his c**k (among other things). *Mollygood

Woman claims to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter. *ASL

Guess which crusty old guy is getting married – AGAIN! *Celebitchy

New Couple Altert: Jessica Biel & ____________! *Celebslam

Britney actually staying longer than 1 day in rehab! *Ninja Dude

Rumor Mill: Britney & KFed reconciling? *Yeeeah!