If Mary Kate Olsen were my daughter, I’d put her over my knee and spank her.
What’s wrong with her!? She looks really, really horrid!! Did she try to look like DEATH WARMED OVER for the party? Time to eat a deep fried Snickers bar! Someone needs to hook her up to an IV that will inject chocolate fondue right into her system! STAT! Here she is at a Golden Globe’s after party last night.



















