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16 Responses to “EGAD! Nicolas Cage is one ugly mo’ fo’.”

1. Mike Says:
   January 11th, 2007 at 10:38 am

   Nice hair.

2. Matt Says:
   January 11th, 2007 at 10:45 am

   Poor guy. Terrible. What happened to the old days of Nick Cage at the Vancouver BC night clubs. If only he could see himself now.

3. anonymous Says:
   January 11th, 2007 at 5:55 pm

   This guy is SCARY looking! EW! How in the world did he LAND that 20-something Asian gal as his wife?!

4. Carly Says:
   January 12th, 2007 at 8:52 am

   To the poster above: you answered your own question. His wife is Asian and Asian girls (and homos) love white guys. I see plenty of ugly as hell White dudes with decent looking Asian chicks. Most Asian girls, especially the real non-American Asians, will do anything to land a white guy with money even screw something as fug as Nic Cage. I know I plan on getting me one when I get old and fug.

5. aDIORable Says:
   January 12th, 2007 at 10:57 am

   haha I went to high school with Alice Kim, she’s actually a nice and smart girl… I don’t see why she went for him either…

6. aDIORable Says:
   January 12th, 2007 at 10:58 am

   and she’s not what you called “real non-American Asians”… she grew up in Granada Hills in an upper middle class area, with all ethnicities, she was very Americanized, pretty sure she was born here/in the valley

7. theGirldisgustedwithYOU Says:
   January 12th, 2007 at 3:37 pm

   Carly you disgust me. Especially as an Asian- Canadian. You can kiss my ass. I’d be surprised if you could land something as trashy and diseased filled as your friendly neighbourhood prostitute. They would have too much class for your fug face.

8. Gale Says:
   January 12th, 2007 at 4:32 pm

   “she was very Americanized, pretty sure she was born here/in the valley”
   WTF does that mean? If she was born here then she’s an Amercian citizen. Why is it so hard to accept Asian US-citizens as Americans?

9. Chilly Says:
   January 12th, 2007 at 11:10 pm

   The love child of Tom Hanks & Nicolas Cage makes it’s debut.

10. dave Says:
    February 19th, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    theGirldisgustedwithYOU: some asian girls have less class then youe trashy and diseased filled friendly neighbourhood prostitute…and will do anything to land a white guy with money even screw something as fug as Nic Cage…this is the inferiority complex that some asian girls have…this coming from an asian guy…So Carly get it before it’s too late and those asian girls get a clue…

11. real estate glendale ca Says:
    April 30th, 2007 at 5:25 am

    nice forehead nicholas cage. lol!

12. charles Says:
    September 11th, 2007 at 9:40 pm

    Asian girls are sexy… Nic Cage’s wife is cute.

13. Chad Says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 10:44 am

    ASIAN GIRLS STINK, THEY ARE UGLY AND OVERRATED! THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN WHITE AND LATINA GIRLS. COME ON MY WHITE BROTHERS! QUIT FALLING FOR THESE NASTY, UGLY, BUTLESS, BOOBLESS, ASIAN BITCHES!

14. ashley Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 3:08 am

    ugly? look.

15. ashley Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 3:09 am

    http://www.myspace.com/icyqueen88 im part asian. i dont think asian girls are butless, ugly, nasty, and boobless. you’re just an ugly freako who can’t get any girls LOL!

16. Carin Says:
    June 5th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    Y3A SH3′S RiT3 YU3R3 A HAT3R, BUT i THiNK NiC0LAS CAG3 L00KS G00D, THAT WAS JUST A BAD PiC!

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