…and it STILL SUCKED!!!  Actually, the second episode was worse than the first! Hello, is that even freakin possible!?

I’m sorry!  I don’t know if they have you under some sort of voodoo spell…but that show is S**T!  Seriously!  I mean I love ya. I love your site, and I totally agree with you about Nip/Tuck.  I love me some Nip/Tuck. 

With that said,  I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt with this whole “Dirt” show.  You said it gets better…but holy hell, how long do I have to wait!?  Were you paid to say the show was good?  Did they give you a little treat?  (Hey, I would say the show was Golden Globe worthy for the right treat)

It was so painful last night – that I didn’t even watch the whole thing. I was bored to tears!! When Courteney Cox whipped out the vibrator – it was game over for me.  Could there be a worse actress??  Does acting actually get WORSE? (I’ll keep in mind that Paris Hilton is an “actress” before I make my final decision.)

That whole scene in the morgue with schitzo taking pictures of the OD’ actress – before she’s cremated was just comical.  When she sat up – and the fire “wrapped it’s arms around her”…OMG, I lost it.  That was some funny crap.

I’ve decided that the show is just horribly miscast.  Courteney Cox isn’t a big enough bitch for the role.  It’s not Courteney’s fault that all of her talent died with “Friends”. 

You know who should have been cast instead of Courteney?  Famke Janssen.  Maybe THEN it would be believable.  And would you PLEASE ditch the whole schitzo-photographer story line?  It SUCKS! 

I’m OUT! I won’t be watching Dirt again.  It was SO LAME.  SO UNBELIEVABLE, it actually made my eyeballs burn.  (But that could have been because I had a couple margaritas with dinner, and it was late)

I don’t care HOW desperate I am on Tuesdays, I will NOT resort to watching Dirt again.  I would rather watch re-runs of Full House.  Which actually IS on at the same time on Nick at Night.  Don’t ask me how I know that.

Source: ME!