Morning Bits
- Has Johnny Depp finally decided to settle down?
- Maggie and Peter win case against landlords.
- Why are Lindsay Lohan’s eyeballs so freaky looking?!
- Liz Hurley’s breasts are the groundhogs of fall.
- Christina Aguilera looks hot in Jane Magazine.
- Is Kirsten Dunst quitting acting and going back to Hollywood?
- Famke Janssen has been cast as a superhero’s girlfriend.
- Amber Tamblyn slips her nip.
- Jessica Simpson is making up movies for herself to star in.
- That blonde Vince Vaughn is kissing – is NOT Jennifer Aniston.
- Dina Lohan is delusional. It must run in the fam.
- Tim Allen gets married – AGAIN.
