My new favorite Paris Hilton story.
Paris apparently refused to give her boyfriends BJ’s until she was 19, because her mother told her the sex act would leave her with facial craters. Maybe what she should have told her, was that BJ’s would leaver her POOR. She’d probably respond more to that!
Paris who’s lying through her teeth apparently first gave oral sex to ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon, the same boyfriend who turned the couple’s sex tape into porn hit ONE NIGHT IN PARIS.
Until then she was convinced the very act would leave her deformed (not that she isn’t already)- thanks to a frightening warning served up by her mother Kathy Hilton.
Hilton tells Blender magazine, “My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters… from giving blow jobs. “I totally believed her. She’s like, ‘It’s from sucking.’ I’m like, ‘Ewwww!’ “I told my boyfriend - he’s like, ‘Why don’t you ever do that?’ I’m like, ‘Because my mom told me you get these craters.’ And he’s like, ‘Paris, you’re 19. You’re allowed to do this.’ “I’ve only done that (fellatio) with maybe three people in my life.”
Yea, ON FILM MAYBE!!! Now tell me that’s not your favorite Paris Hilton story. Can anyone spot the lie in that last paragraph!
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