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• Keanu Reeves takes on Cannes. (Derek Hail)
• What happened to the hotness that WAS John Mayer? (Smart)
• Pink on MTV’s Spankin New Music. (Holly Scoop)
• Ricky Martin needs a good shave. (INO)
• Paris Hilton to ruin reggae forever. (Velvet Hot Tub)

Jake Gyllenhaal walking in West Village 5/23.

Source: I Heart Jake

Joaquin Phoenix out and about in Hollywood Hills on May 25, 2006.

He was seen househunting with a friend of his and riding around on his yellow Ducati.

Christian Slater in The Men’s Book. You know you’re old when even Christian Slater starts getting grey hairs. Yikes.

Ashlee Simpson goes for doughnuts 5/29.

NIP/TUCK IS COMING BACK SEPTEMBER 19TH!

Oooooooh, how much do I love Nip/Tuck. Let me count the ways.

Winona Ryder boycotted this month’s Cannes Film Festival because she hasn’t yet recovered from her shoplifting conviction four years ago, according to her co-star Keanu Reeves.

Reeves and Robert Downey Jr. were left to promote A Scanner Darkly (above pics) at the festival without Ryder, who has avoided the limelight since she was found guilty of stealing from a Beverly Hill department store in 2002. Reeves explains, “Robert and I were speaking of how we miss her and wish she was here because she’s such a delightful person and really good actress. “But, for her to be here and have to deal with all these other kinds of questions – I don’t know if she’s quite ready to do that.”