DumbAss Award Goes To: BRITNEY SPEARS!!!

Britney was taken to hospital after stepping on a hypodermic needle in Hawaii. Britney is in Hawaii working on her new and long-awaited album when the incident occurred.

A source told the Daily Star: “It was lucky. Britney loves to walk bare-foot, especially when she’s in a holiday mood in Hawaii. Maybe she’ll think twice now.” The incident did, for a while, instigate some panic at the Spears camp,the source continued: “It was more the shock of seeing the needle poking out of her foot - …” “All sorts of things race through your mind in that situation. The conclusion we’d all jump to is that it was discarded by a drug user. Britney was distraught but brave.”

Well, at least one good thing came from Brit’s ordeal, a get-well gesture from her allegedly estranged husband Kevin Federline.“He ordered bouquets of orchids from himself, and a blue arrangement in the shape of a teddy from baby Sean.”

“Britney is going to be fine. She’s got a nasty cut but it’s been disinfected and dressed, and she’s been released from hospital.”

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