I am frightfully tired of Nicole Ritchie. She is everywhere – like anyone really cares what she is doing, and who she is dating. And here I go adding fuel to my own fire by posting pictures of her on my blog. But my point is – why does everyone care? She seriously has about as much personality as a steaming pile of camel poop. You heard me.

And how did those balloons not pick her ass up and carry her off into the sunset? What you can’t see? 100lb weights tied around her ankles.