Would you wear JLo’s shoes???

Here are just a few examples from her new line of shoes…

So I watched the Parent Trap yesterday - the one with Lindsay Lohan in it. What, my boys wanted to watch it - alright? Anyways - I REALLY liked it! What?! I know!!

Okay - shut it.

IF at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. As Page Six reported last month, Bruce Willis was very eager to get tsunami model Petra Nemcova’s number - finally scoring it after he donated a large amount to her charity. Since then, the two have kept in touch. Nemcova has told pals: “He’s been really sweet to me, but I wouldn’t call it dating,” while Willis has told pals the two are dating. A rep for Nemcova declined to comment. We’ll see if she shows up to the premiere of “16 Blocks” tonight.

Former pop star VICTORIA BECKHAM refuses to ever sing again…

…unless her band THE SPICE GIRLS reunites. (Please God, NO) The glamorous wife of soccer star DAVID BECKHAM misses her estranged WANNABE bandmates, and admits she will only take the mic if they are by her side.She says, “I’m never going to sing again, unless it was a chance to do something with The Spice Girls.”I don’t really miss the shows we did together. I miss the girls more.”I see GERI (HALLIWELL) a lot - I love her, she’s amazing. I speak to the others from time to time. I love them too and miss them.”

Rachel McAdams@”Vagina Monologues”Afterparty,2/25. I’ll just leave that one alone.

Nicole Kidman at the 20th Annual American Society of Cinematographers Outstanding Achievement Awards.

What happened to her??? She just looks nasty! And look at her hands?! Ever heard of LOTION??? Looks like she’s bleaching her hands!!

Matthew McConaughey at the “Failure To Launch” press conference.